heya preciousness.
Hi, could the following people send me food:
Mom: Your Vegetarian lasagna- After Pangaea, the ice age, and continents were formed, Australia, as it became known, broke off on it's own and life developed here, but it has always been rather isolated. As a result, a lot of the wildlife here is very distinct and won't be found elsewhere. Likewise, Australia has not received everything that is customary everywhere else in the world, vegetarian lasagna has not made it to this continent yet. So yeah, mom, if you could just send that lasagna along, that'd be great, thanks.
Dustin's Mom: Great baking- Umm, yeah, I can't think of any real reason geographically for this one. I guess I just like your baking and one way or another, I think you knew that. Especially after the first few times Dustin and I would take down a full cookie jar.... and then for the steady 3-4 years of doing that afterwards. So yeah, Airmail, or FedEx.
Shane's Mom: Anything - Now I know it's been awhile since I've been around, but at one point I was really dedicated to your refrigerator. I figured since Xmas season is upon us you guys might need some help moderating the amount of food you can have in the fridge, because it just won't all fit sometimes. I remember doing more than my share of work eating after turkey dinners so things didn't get out of hand. At one point, my own Mom might've gave her a card for....letting me be so dedicated to that refrigerator, let's just say. But yeah, I'm still more than willing to help you guys out with things, so if you want to FedEx leftover turkey, mashed potatoes, baking, etc.. I'd be appreciative.
Grandma Pauline: Cookies- Hi Grandma, I think if I remember correctly, about 15 years ago I asked you on the phone to send me a cookie in the mail. I still have not received that cookie, or any cookies period. So if you could get crackin' on that sometime in the near future Grandma, that'd be great thanks. I'll continue waiting patiently. FedEx might work... and hopefully you're doing well too.
Ken: Just whatever man, you're an awesome cook- Preferably if you sent something priority or express mail so I could get my hands on that sooner or later. Thanks.
Dad: Pies - Somehow I just know somewhere in Ruddell, Saskatchewan, my dad is hanging out with some old farmer's wives trying to learn advanced-top secret-traditional pie making skills. So Dad, if you could send your latest apple or strawberry-rhubarb prototypes, I'm sure they'd be well enjoyed. oh Yeah, you can choose your own method of delivery, added bonus if you go out to the shop, make something and then strap the pies to some sort of rocket (or birdhouse???or something?) with a good working jps system. That'd be kinda neat, I guess.. A+ for effort on that one.
send to:
Peter Olsen
193A Macquarie St. 2756
Windsor, NSW, Australia
oh yeah.....
(If either of you two ^^^^^ are reading this, could you send me an email or something? I'm curious how you guys are doing. Whenever I call I talk to Mom, Ken or Farideh and they say you guys are doing ok, but I haven't heard it from you either of you firsthand. I haven't gave you a number to call me, but I figured with the way you two are it'd be preferred to talk through email. Thanks Lou/Minnow)
Mom: Your Vegetarian lasagna- After Pangaea, the ice age, and continents were formed, Australia, as it became known, broke off on it's own and life developed here, but it has always been rather isolated. As a result, a lot of the wildlife here is very distinct and won't be found elsewhere. Likewise, Australia has not received everything that is customary everywhere else in the world, vegetarian lasagna has not made it to this continent yet. So yeah, mom, if you could just send that lasagna along, that'd be great, thanks.
Dustin's Mom: Great baking- Umm, yeah, I can't think of any real reason geographically for this one. I guess I just like your baking and one way or another, I think you knew that. Especially after the first few times Dustin and I would take down a full cookie jar.... and then for the steady 3-4 years of doing that afterwards. So yeah, Airmail, or FedEx.
Shane's Mom: Anything - Now I know it's been awhile since I've been around, but at one point I was really dedicated to your refrigerator. I figured since Xmas season is upon us you guys might need some help moderating the amount of food you can have in the fridge, because it just won't all fit sometimes. I remember doing more than my share of work eating after turkey dinners so things didn't get out of hand. At one point, my own Mom might've gave her a card for....letting me be so dedicated to that refrigerator, let's just say. But yeah, I'm still more than willing to help you guys out with things, so if you want to FedEx leftover turkey, mashed potatoes, baking, etc.. I'd be appreciative.
Grandma Pauline: Cookies- Hi Grandma, I think if I remember correctly, about 15 years ago I asked you on the phone to send me a cookie in the mail. I still have not received that cookie, or any cookies period. So if you could get crackin' on that sometime in the near future Grandma, that'd be great thanks. I'll continue waiting patiently. FedEx might work... and hopefully you're doing well too.
Ken: Just whatever man, you're an awesome cook- Preferably if you sent something priority or express mail so I could get my hands on that sooner or later. Thanks.
Dad: Pies - Somehow I just know somewhere in Ruddell, Saskatchewan, my dad is hanging out with some old farmer's wives trying to learn advanced-top secret-traditional pie making skills. So Dad, if you could send your latest apple or strawberry-rhubarb prototypes, I'm sure they'd be well enjoyed. oh Yeah, you can choose your own method of delivery, added bonus if you go out to the shop, make something and then strap the pies to some sort of rocket (or birdhouse???or something?) with a good working jps system. That'd be kinda neat, I guess.. A+ for effort on that one.
send to:
Peter Olsen
193A Macquarie St. 2756
Windsor, NSW, Australia
oh yeah.....
(If either of you two ^^^^^ are reading this, could you send me an email or something? I'm curious how you guys are doing. Whenever I call I talk to Mom, Ken or Farideh and they say you guys are doing ok, but I haven't heard it from you either of you firsthand. I haven't gave you a number to call me, but I figured with the way you two are it'd be preferred to talk through email. Thanks Lou/Minnow)
posted by petah-oh at 6:40 PM
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Dear Peter,
After much deliberation, Lou and I decided we would grace you with an email.
How dare you leave me with such a nasty human family? I await your return where much grovelling will be due.
Also, you may send me many varieties of phesants that I shall enjoy.
Her Royal High Ness,
Minnow Wilkinson
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